Isms, coming to your government soon!

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and sells you the milk!

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you a little milk.

Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.