Nov
11

How To Treat A Woman / Man

male_female_symbolHow to treat a Woman:

  • Wine her.
  • Dine her.
  • Call her.
  • Hold her.
  • Surprise her.
  • Compliment her.
  • Smile at her.
  • Listen to her.
  • Laugh with her.
  • Cry with her.symbol-sign-male-female
  • Romance her.
  • Encourage her.
  • Believe in her.
  • Pray with her.
  • Pray for her.
  • Cuddle with her.
  • Shop with her.
  • Give her jewelry.
  • Buy her flowers.
  • Hold her hand.
  • Write love letters to her.
  • Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How To Treat a Man:

  • Show up naked.
  • Bring chicken wings.
  • Don’t block the TV.

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