A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow,

but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.

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How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, ‘Go ahead’.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

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Who invented the toothbrush?

A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed.

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins..

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Did you hear that the Redneck governor’s mansion burned down?

‘Yep. Prit’near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . .. . up in flames and the governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.’

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, ‘Got any! I.D.? ‘

and the driver replies ‘Bout wut?’