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		<title>The Spirit of the Japanese People</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This picture of gaping chasms in a Japanese road illustrate the power of the March 11, 2011 earthquake. Repair work began on March 17 and six days later the cratered section of the Great Kanto Highway in Naka was restored and re-opened to traffic. The astonishing speed of reconstruction highlights Japan’s ability to get back&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/the-spirit-of-the-japanese-people/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Americans With No Abilities Act</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, DC &#8211; Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans: The Americans With No Abilities Act. (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. &#8216;Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/americans-with-no-abilities-act/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Housing Market</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having trouble selling your house?  Is the tax assessment too high? Here&#8217;s why&#8230; In the current housing market this is your house as you see it. This is your house as your buyer sees it. This is your house as your lender sees it. This is your house as your appraiser sees it. And, this&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/todays-housing-market/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Please Don&#8217;t Tell My Wife</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We all have our secrets, but it usually isn&#8217;t good for husbands and wives to have secrets from each other. In March 2003 a Los Angeles man walked into a local casino put a buck into the slot machine and won $39.7 million. When talking to casino officials afterward he asked, &#8220;Please don&#8217;t tell my&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/please-dont-tell-my-wife/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>If You Won The Lottery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What would you do if you won the Lottery? __________]]></description>
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		<title>Aligator Wrestling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,oysters&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/aligator-wrestling/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Talking Dog For Sale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy is driving through Texas and he sees a sign in front of a house: &#8220;Talking Dog for Sale.&#8221; He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. &#8220;You talk?&#8221; he asks. &#8220;Yes, I do,&#8221;&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/talking-dog-for-sale/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Women</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/texas-women/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Make You Go, &#8220;Hmmmmm?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you cry under water? &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Why do you have to &#8220;put your two cents in&#8221;&#8230; But it&#8217;s only a &#8220;penny for your thoughts&#8221;? Where&#8217;s that extra penny going to? &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Once you&#8217;re in heaven, do you&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmm/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Charm School Graduate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman&#8230;<br /><span class="more-link-wrapper"><a href="http://www.weirdcousin.com/charm-school-graduate/" class="more-link">Read More</a></span>]]></description>
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