If you were stranded on a deserted island, what is the most absolutely horrible way you could die?

Larry, Curry, and Mo are stranded on a deserted island. What is the most stoopid way that thy might attempt to be rescued?

If you were stranded on a desert island, which three comedians would you want to have with you?

I was always humored by some of the contraptions that they put together on Gilligan’s Island. If you were stranded on a deserted island, what are three luxury items you would want to have with you?