Things That Make You Go, “Hmmmmm?”
Can you cry under water? ----------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ----------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But ...
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Please Don’t Tell My Wife
We all have our secrets, but it usually isn’t good for husbands and wives to have secrets from each other. In March 2003 a Los Angeles man walked into a local casino put a buck into the slot machine and won $39.7 million. When talking to casino officials afterward he asked, “Please don’t tell my wife or publish my name.” Why? His wife did not approve of him gambling and he... [Read more]
Aligator Wrestling
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the party, the host said, “I have a10ft... [Read more]
Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is driving through Texas and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yes, I do,” the Lab replies. “So, what’s your story?” The Lab looks up and says, “Well,... [Read more]
Texas Women
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that... [Read more]










